Everyone Poops

Add a touch of humor to your bathroom with this clever wall-mounted toilet paper holder that literally spells out your situation.

This quirky design spells “Everyone POOPs” — and each “O” doubles as a dowel for your toilet paper rolls. Perfect for guests, housewarmings, or anyone who appreciates a little laugh while doing their business.

Each piece is laser cut from 1/4" plywood for you to quickly assemble with dowels to hold standard toilet paper rolls. (Toilet Paper Rolls NOT included) You can choose a black painted finish for a sleek modern look, or unfinished if you’d like to paint or stain it yourself.

It easily hangs on your wall with the included Command™ strips (no tools or drilling required).

Lightweight, funny, and functional — the perfect conversation piece for your bathroom wall!

Details:

Material: 1/4" Baltic Birch or similar plywood

Finish Options:

• Painted Black (ready to hang)

• Unfinished (DIY-friendly — paint, stain, or leave natural)

Installation: Hangs easily with Command™ strips (included)

Some assembly required

Holds standard toilet paper rolls

"Everyone” and “POOPS” sections mount separately for flexible spacing

Toilet paper is NOT included.

Perfect for:

Housewarming gifts

White elephant or gag gifts

Guest bathroom humor

Rustic or farmhouse bathroom décor

A gift for that person that has everything